Tiger Poetry: Imagine No Polanco

(Best hummed to the tune of Imagine, by John Lennon)

Imagine no Polanco, it’s easy if you can
No one to turn the DP, or move the runner up
Imagine all the errors
Plays that won’t be made

Imagine Sizemore whiffing, it isn’t hard to do
No golden gloves to cheer for, and no more DP’s too
Imagine all the errors
Living life in fear

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope some day we’ll wake up
And Polly won’t be gone

Imagine arbitration, I wonder if you will
At least we’d get two draft picks, if Polly went to Phil
If Polly had accepted
We’d still have our man, yoo oo oo oo oo

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope some day we’ll wake up
And Polaco won’t be gone

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope some day we’ll wake up
And Polly won’t be gone